Editor’s Note: These are some of Andy’s whaletail pictures from one of his extended European vacations. I think these were from the summer of astoundingly shitty weather when it was not unusual at all to see women in long pants. Andy could tell you. He has a photographic memory for panties and can tell you the when and wheres and the prevailing atmospheric conditions for every upskirt and whaletail picture he’s ever taken. Probably tell you the phase of the moon for the evening too.

Andy could tell you the whens and wheres of these but I just know from the files that these two whaletail girls were found on the same Parisian day. Just one of those weird coincidences that both women have orange hair and orange tops. It’s be real freaky if they were wearing the same panties. Personally, I like the looks of the younger and thinner whaletail girl better but the older one has a nicer white lace thong sticking out. 

Andy: (in his best Inspector Clouseau accent) Hi sink zee heditor his hout to zee lunch! Hi do not re-membur hanyting. Nutting, Hi tell hyou.

These girls all hail from the Paris Love Parade. I’d made special plans to start my Euro shooting trip a couple days before this huge event because it can be a huge upskirt party under the right weather conditions… but unfortunately the weather was not co-operative. Some, including myself, would tell you it downright stank. Because it did. It was cool and damp, and the girls were not wearing skirts, let alone mini skirts like we want them to.

OK, how about a little Sesame Street here, kids? One of these things (pictures) is not like the others. What is your best guess?