Upskirt and Downblouse Adventures with Jay

February 1, 2012 in Analog, Downblouse, Jay Story, Kirsten Storyboard Story, Upskirt

Editor’s Note: Jay’s upskirt, downblouse, see through and car wash hunting adventures on the Kirsten Storyboard back in the late 90′s were some of the first blog entries ever. The term “blog” may not have been coined back then and there was certainly no WordPress or much concern about SEO, but Jay was doing what we now know as blogging. He had his adventures and then wrote about them and showed us his pictures.

This is one of Jay’s first adventures on the Kirsten Storyboard. He goes to Baltimore’s Inner Harbor tourist attraction to see what he can see and ends up getting a great downblouse. Now, since we’re talking about the analog era and even a pocket cam, the pictures are not what we’ve lately come to expect in quality and it’s difficult to see some things. And he was there and I wasn’t. But his primary subject here appears unladylike in some of the pictures and certainly is not very well endowed in the breast department. And that choker, is there and Adam’s Apple under there or is it just a fashion statement? Enjoy the story and downblouse pictures and decide for yourself.

JAY: It’s funny how a little thing can change a whole day. I was about to leave home and planning to stop at a zoo during a day of travel. I think the petting zoo could have a bundle of downblouse possibilities. But on my way out, I decided to have a bowl of ice cream so I wouldn’t have to go for lunch so soon. The computer was off, not worth bootup time, so I turned on the tube for a minute. There was a report on all the goings on at Baltimore’s Inner Harbor. I’ve always heard it was a scene there, so I decided the zoo could wait.

About an hour away, I’m on a country highway, not an interstate, so when I see this young lady bending, as I zoom by at 65, I have to go a quarter mile and come back. The best shot would’ve been right there on the shoulder of the other side of the street, now that I’ve got a little zoom power (200mm). The sun angle was great, and she was fully bending from the waist, facing the highway. They were cleaning up from a little garage sale on a lawn of a convenience store. There was enough action at the store that I was unnoticed in the parking lot. I held up a large, opened road atlas, and no one could see me aim the camera and shoot this.

Jay's Bend-Over Babe from the Back

 

She never quite gave the amazing sight she aimed right at the road, but I was still glad I stopped. Here’s another combo pic of her.

Jay's Bend-Over Babe Side View

 

Jay’s Downblouse Adventures Continue

February 1, 2012 in Analog, Downblouse, Jay Story, Kirsten Storyboard Story

Editor’s Note: After making a quick stop for a garage sale downblouse, Jay winds his country road way into Baltimore looking for more and better downblouse sights as well as whatever random upskirts he can find too.

JAY: I get there smoothly, don’t remember if I lurched off the road again, but I don’t think so. It turned out, there was an Orioles game and I was getting there just for the start. This is good. It’s a day game, it’s breezy, and all the girls are wearing skirts. I was even tempted to go to the game, but it’s a full house, so you can’t really go where you want. Some of the skirts really tempted me, like the girl in this picture

Jay's Windblown Upskirt Attempt

I took a couple others of her, but the wind never bit like I’d hoped. The she walked over me while I sat on the ground (strategically, it wasn’t all luck), I shot, but the new camera doesn’t shoot when the auto-focus doesn’t lock so, a swing and a miss. I held the camera at an odd angle, I guess, because I swear I heard a guy in her group say, “did you see what that guy did?” but it might’ve been my paranoia. I knew I didn’t do anything that overt, so I wasn’t at all concerned.

I hung around the ballpark for awhile, remembering the nipple I gazed at throughout a whole ballgame, five years ago. It’s a nice place for watching and shooting. (Editor’s Note: Jay remembers a single nipple he saw five years ago? Wow.) But then I moved on to hunt more down blouses.

Of course, this beauty selling Coke out of a cooler caught my eye.

Jay's Coke Saleslady with Nice Legs & Ass

My friends and fans of my work know I am magnetically attracted to a nice butt. When she bent into the cooler to get the Coke for me, it was almost too much.

Downblouse of Jay's Coke Saleslady

I didn’t even want the Coke and, as I was walking up the street, some asshole slammed into my hand as he ran past. There was about a 15 foot wide corridor – a great running back, he wasn’t. The Coke went flying, and I made him give me a buck, because he was such a jerk. But what I was really thinking was it could as easily have been the camera.

Well, people, I’m outta gas. I’ve been at this all night and I haven’t even gotten to the incredible downblouse I saw at the Inner Harbor yet. But I gotta sleep to make it to work to be able to buy more film so good night for now.

Jay’s Punk Girl Upskirts

February 1, 2012 in Analog, Jay Story, Kirsten Storyboard Story, Upskirt

Editor’s Note: In this installment, Jay gets a couple of upskirts while searching for the downblouse woman of his dreams.

JAY: I finally made it to the Inner Harbor, only a couple blocks from the ballpark, and immediately saw lots of sights like this vendor setting up.

Another Real World of Jay Ass Shot

This next one is my biggest blunder of the day. I saw a nice little slice of panty as she sat on the steps. So I shot it as I had to do with my previous camera, the compact zoom – I walked towards her. I forgot that with my new 200mm, I can sit a decent distance away and shoot. So after I shot this pic, I went to do just that – and as I’m going away from her, she spreads real wide and stands up, never to sit again. At least I saw it, but I hate blowing rare ops like that. A neg scan might get something out of this one. They looked nice in person.

Jay's Mommy Upskirt Blunder

 

Suddenly, there appeared these two punky girls in short skirts. One’s skirt kept riding up as she walked – it would get within an inch of the waterline, and she’d self-consciously tug it back down. Here’s a situation where I should still use the old cam. This pic is full image, the zoom was all the way in, and still, it chopped her head and feet off.

Jay's Suddenly Punky Punk Girl Upskirt

The punkers were walking briskly through a crowd, and I did what I rarely do, bend down, tie a shoe, or something, and shoot from the ground. Only, this camera won’t shoot without the focus being happy, so I’m pressing and pressing, but nothing! No click damn, it! They stopped in a crowd, and I went behind them again, but still the damned focus wouldn’t set. So, I got this one from right behind them, cam at my belly – very easy to shoot.

Jay Shoots his Punky Upskirt Girl From The Hip

Finally, they went through the crowd and sat down on some steps. Of course I was frantic to get there. I shot a few, but only for one shot did no one step in front of me. And like so many uppies, cheap scanners like mine don’t bring out the goods. Wouldn’t it have been a glorious shot from this angle if the sun had cooperated? I have to learn from Spud how to light’em up. Unfortunately, they only sat a few seconds, catching me off guard when she flashed a light blue thong getting up, and before I could become a “fixture”, if you know what I mean. You kind of casually sashay into position, and take your time before looking at them. They get used to you, and sometimes they never look at you again. But damn, I missed another good one. Sometimes, I think I stink at this.

Jay's Suddenly Punky Punk Girl Blue Thong Upskirt

Jay Finds his Downblouse Woman

February 1, 2012 in Analog, Downblouse, Jay Story, Kirsten Storyboard Story

Editor’s Note:  The fourth and last installation of this downblouse series and where Jay gets the money shot of the woman of his dreams.  Or at least his fantasies.

JAY: What a sweet, beautiful person this woman is. I seriously think I’d have married her that day but you bastards don’t care. You’ll be glad, or else I’d never have gotten the pics I did, especially one in particular, and if I had gotten somewhere with her, I probably wouldn’t be showing you the downblouse pictures, anyway.

I first saw this goddess exiting a building. You could even see her nipples through her shirt, always a good thing!

Jay's Downblouse Goddess with Nipple Pokies

She was walking very slowly toward a pier with pillars you could sit on. I had a feeling she was going to sit down, so I was able to get to the one next to the most likely one where’s she’d be. I got there before her, so it was like she came into my space, a good scenario.

She was so nice, that my thoughts drifted from looking down her shirt, to actually meeting her. But before I had a chance to strike up a conversation, some other guys moved in. The one guy was standing above her, and look what the wind was doing to her shirt. What a view he had.

Random Guy Hitting on Poky Nipple Goddess

She stood up, and I thought they were getting somewhere but they moved on, and it was quiet for a few moments. I glanced at her, thought of some things I’d like to do with her, and shot this one.

Nipple Pokies Goddess Enjoying the Sun

Finally we started talking, and I had her laughing pretty good. She even considered taking my number, but then said something about a boyfriend, blah-blah-blah. We talked for about half an hour about all sorts of things. I wanted her, big time. Then, I snapped this one just as I said something she found amusing. With any luck, the shirt would’ve puffed out, but noooo. She knew I glanced and didn’t seem to care.

Nipple Goddess's Shirt Does NOT Fail Her Now

But, sigh, she saw some people she knew in a dinghy in the water, and they called her to come down. She warmly said goodbye, shook my hand in a very feminine way, and strolled away. She turned and laughed when she heard me click the camera as she walked away.

Pokie Nipple Goddess has a NICE ASS

In the last pic, you can see where she was about to step down (to her left). Even a beginner would’ve seen this coming. She was going to bend forward in my direction getting into the little dinghy. I pushed the zoom out and got ready. First she stepped down a few feet and then, The Bend and a perfect downblouse.

Massive DOWNBLOUSE of Pokie Nipple Goddess Entering Dinghy

It was a thing of beauty. I saw it through the viewfinder, and knew I had a good shot. I wish I could’ve taken her home but I know with these pics I’ll never forget her. In fact, I’ve realized that’s one of the things I like about this hobby – it reinforces all the nice sights I have in the course of doing things.