Andy’s Russian Blue Dancer See Thru

February 28, 2012 in Andy Story, Digital, See Thru

Editor’s Note: Early in this century, Andy made a pilgrimage to the Evil Empire as he had heard that women there enjoyed wearing and showing sexy lingerie. As it turns out, he heard right and he came back with some incredible images. More women wearing stockings and lace than anywhere else. His primary goal was upskirts but whale tails and see thru’s were also on his menu. Probably his best see thru series is this one that he calls “Blue Dancer.”

ANDY: This is an amazing series. I found this blonde babe dancing in one of the entrances to the big underground mall in front of the Kremlin in Moscow. Maybe she was high on something, or maybe she was just happy that communism had ended 12 years earlier – we’ll never know, because I know three words in Russian, and she knew zero in English. When I first found her, she’d just started dancing around wildly with a friend. I noticed immediately that her blouse was completely see-through, and that her bra had lacy parts on the cup which might be partially see-through. I figured that alone was worth taking some pictures of. But after taking just a few pics, I noticed that her left areola was starting to peek over the bra cup. Hmmm, that’s ALWAYS good, so I kept shooting. A short while later, her whole nipple popped out… so I kept shooting, of course. Every once in a while, she’d give her bra strap a yank, and the nipple would dip back into the bra cup for a moment… only to emerge again on her very next jump. After a considerable amount of jumping around (and boobie bouncing) she decided to take a break, cool off, and wash her hands in the fountains just outside.

You’ll notice in the row of pictures directly above that when she wasn’t dancing wildly, there wasn’t too much to see. A nice see-through shirt to be sure, and a comfy, beat up old lace bra, but no nipple, and it’s even hard to see where the areola is through the lace of the bra cup. You can see in the picture where she is walking away from me that her bra is broken – there is only one hook holding it together in the back. Perhaps this made it easier for her nipples to escape.

After taking a break in the park at one end of the mall, she headed back for more dancing, and if anything, her second session was wilder than the first. Check out the three pics above. In the first one, I caught her in mid-air, which is why her boobs have a strange shape, and are very high up. This time, both areolas are peeking out of the lacy part of her bra cups. In the middle pic, she’s airborne again, and her nipple is on the verge of making a great escape. Finally, in the last frame, pure ecstasy, her pretty titty has made a great escape! It’s amazing, her shirt is sooo see-through that you can actually count the little bumps on her areola!

Andy’s Red Thong Standing Upskirt on the Steps

February 21, 2012 in Andy Story, Digital, Upskirt

Editor’s Note: Here’s another Andy upskirt story, this one from a solo trip to Euroland. It’s either Rome or a Mediterranean city in another country where they also have public drinking fountains. Those of you contemplating doing the upskirt thing yourselves and think you can shoot like Andy need to read this story very carefully to understand the knowledge and sheer physical effort required to capture his level of quality upskirt pictures.

ANDY: I first saw this girl bending over a water fountain and even from my vantage point way above, things looked crazy short for an upskirt. I scampered down the stairway, hoping that she would choose to walk up these stairs, and not go off in some other direction. Mr. Murphy must have been in someone else’s camera bag because, moments later, I saw her heading for the steps. I paused on a lower landing overlooking some tourist attractions, slid the flash on the camera, made sure all was ready, and pretended to photograph the scenery, all the while hoping that a cluster of people would not start coming down or going up the stairs at the same time, and thus block the shot. The timing was perfect, she was solo on the steps. I waited with my back to her, not even looking until I figured she would be about 3/4 of the way to the top. I took a deep breath, turned around, focused, and pulled the trigger.

Some people would say that this upskirt shot is posed, it looks so good. But it is real, and it took me a good 15 minutes more to get the frontal. I zipped back up the steps, and fast walked to get ahead of her. But every time I got ahead, and was in the perfect position to shoot, she either turned a corner, or got stuck in the middle of a crowd. So then I would have to sprint off in a new direction, or fast walk to stay ahead of the crowd until it thinned. Finally, about a half mile later, I was able to get a few distant, low quality shots of her from the front. But at least the red thong and butt shot upskirt on the steps is perfect!

Andy’s European Whaletail Tales

February 20, 2012 in Andy Story, Digital, Panty Story, Whaletail

Editor’s Note: Whaletails are to an upskirt shooter as alcohol is to a drug addict. They don’t go searching for them but they’ll take them as a poor substitute for their preferred fix. After all, upskirt guys are all about panty crotches or “gussets” as our Brit friends would say, and panty waistbands are about as far from panty crotches as you can get. But, as Andy explains below during one of his prolonged trips to Paris, when you can’t find upskirts and need your panty fix for the day, whaletails will do the trick.

Andy: It was a Slooooooow day. I mean slow. Slow by any standard. Downright dead in fact. Problem was that the heat wave had broken the day before, and it had poured with rain. So this day was quite cool compared to every other day of my shooting expedition, and started off quite overcast. No one was in the fountains, or on the steps and all the major tourist attractions were deserted. I guess everyone had decided museums and galleries were a more suitable place and there were simply no upskirts to be found. There were still some people out but there were no skirts to be found as all the girls were wearing pants.

My only chance to save the day were to find some downbacks or whaletails of the few available girls in pants. BTW, one of my lifetime goals is to shoot both a whaletail and a sitting upskirt of the same girl in a low-waisted skirt. It’s possible, I’ve seen them, but just haven’t had a chance to shoot one. So, here’s a parade of the whaletails that sorta saved my day.

 

Two Rubes Black Panty Almost Upskirt

February 19, 2012 in Andy Story, Digital, Panty Story, Upskirt

Editor’s Note: Jay and Andy called themselves “The Two Rubes” when they went out upskirt shooting together. The name is partially a ruse to hide their skill level and partially an accurate description of their “act” when out working in large and foreign cities. No one pays any attention to a couple of dumb tourists with a camera. This is the first installment of a long Two Rubes upskirt story. The boys are in that big park that’s centrally located in a large US city looking for upskirt action. In this segment they find a likely subject who hints of upskirt glories to come.

ANDY: We saw this carrot top from afar while watching a large breasted girl play Frisbee. Frisbee girl was chubby, but quite athletic, and it was simply amazing to watch her large orbs pound up and down as she ran despite the rather substantial bra.

Meanwhile, I spied with my little eye some legs shooting straight up into the air. I groaned, and told Jay that as usual, we were in the wrong place. We headed over to where I had seen the legs, and lined up in what looked like the right position. Suddenly, she stood up only to bend over and start rooting around in a bag. I figured that I might as well get a few shots in, even though I was pretty sure that her mid thigh skirt was going to keep the goodies covered. Sure enough, it did, but as you can see in the first two frames, nice legs! She sat down, and as Mr. Murphy would have it, we were in the wrong position, as you can see in frame 3. So we sauntered around to the correct position for frame 4, and you can see just a peek of upskirt black panty. At this point, the only reason we stayed on is because she seemed to be such a “flailer”, and even with black panties, large spreads can be quite nice. As we waited, a large cloud came along and covered the sun. Of course, this was the exact moment she chose to make some position changes. When I saw the tuck in the last frame, I figured that we were out of the game. Also, about the same time as the tuck, some European tourists with a baby came along, and sat down not more than 6 feet behind her, and a little to the right, which is why you don’t see them in the picture. This kept Crusty in a solid tuck for quite some time. Even if she didn’t move, we at least had some upskirt black panty but we decided to wait for events, and her legs, to unfold.

 

Two Rubes Spread Wide Black Panty Upskirt

February 18, 2012 in Andy Story, Digital, Panty Story, Upskirt

Editor’s Note: The Two Rubes continue their upskirt adventures with the woman they later called “Crusty”. I think you can figure out why she has that name even without looking at the upskirt pictures. It has nothing to do with having an Ed Asner-like personality.

ANDY: Since we had nothing else to do, and we realized that this was likely to be the last opportunity of the day, we held position. Eventually the Euro tourists pushed on (they were not interested in Crusty, it was just Mr. Murphy at work again), and Crusty started to loosen up a bit again. As luck would have it, the next big moves came while yet another cloud was covering the sun. Frames 1 & 2 below were the first shots where I started to get some indication that there was more to Crusty than just black panties. Even though one of our first upskirts in the previous post shows the nice white stripe, for some reason it was not very visible on the tiny camera LCD review screen. But after reviewing frames 1 and 2 below, I was pretty sure we had found ourselves an excited girl. In frame 4, she rolls onto her stomach, and we were amazed that with her legs spread as wide as wide can be, she was still covered (Mr. Murphy). She stayed on her stomach for a log time. So long, that two things happened: First, we nearly left the scene, and second, a shadow crept up and covered her legs. So when she finally started to flail around again in as seen in frame 5, her legs and panties were no longer in the sunlight. Arrrrgh!

 

Two Rubes Get the Stained Panty Upskirt

February 17, 2012 in Andy Story, Digital, Panty Story, Upskirt

Editor’s Note: In this installment, the Two Rubes’ perseverance pays off and they get the perfect spread open upskirt shots of the woman with the crusty black panties.

ANDY: She flipped on her back and opened her legs so fast that all I could do was shoot, and hope for the best. But what a great sequence. Totally awesome leg action here. We’ll even forgive her for wearing a pair of dreaded black panties. After all the flailing around, she finally settled on lying on her side. Fortunately she was no longer thinking about her skirt!

The fact that she came to rest in this position allowed me to get the flash fired up, so the last two upskirt shots are perfectly lit, and we can see for absolutely certain that she has had a very exciting day. Think about it – she has managed to create a large, visible snail track on the OUTSIDE of black cotton panties. Now imagine the crispy crusty mess that must be inside them! Now that’s incredible. Thank you too much, Crusty dawlin’. After these two shots, we decided that discretion was the better part of valor (especially considering that Mr. Murphy was sitting right behind me), and got the heck out of Dodge.

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Ten Years of Andy’s Upskirts

February 16, 2012 in Analog, Andy Story, Digital, Panty Story, Upskirt

Editor’s Note: Andy is the world’s greatest upskirt photographer. His postings from jaypicz and sneakypedia appear in nearly every repository of stolen upskirt pictures in the world. And for a simple and excellent reason: he’s the best. In this story, Andy tells us how he got started doing upskirts with a “real” camera.

ANDY: I realized while I was putting this update together that I had totally forgotten what a special month May of 2003 was (likely due to the miserable weather). Anyway, the story goes like this – In early May of 1993, I was due to attend the graduation of a friend. I discovered that amongst our group, not a single person had a reasonable quality camera. I decided that I would be a strong leader, and take care of the photography. Never having handled a SLR camera before, I went to my local camera store to compare the offerings from the major vendors. The choice quickly came down to Nikon or Canon. When I entered the store I had only intended to get a body, and a wide angle lens, but during my perusal of the available wares, I discovered that Canon had recently introduced a 75-300mm compact, low cost zoom. My mind immediately sprang to the endless possibilities. So when push came to shove, I chose the Canon body because they had a lens that (I suspected might) fit my needs. Little did I know at the time that this is the way true professionals select their cameras! And little did I know that I was making a purchase that would literally change the face of upskirts and voyeurism some years later!

I still love Latinas as much today as I did ten years ago. So let’s compare some Latinas then and now. The three pictures directly below show you current state of the art (and some lovely, large Latin breasts, although I fear at least one set may be fake).

The first frame directly above may have been my first SLR upskirt ever, from way back in May of 1993 – look at the crazy film grain in that shot!  The second and third frames above have been processed with modern film grain / noise reduction – what a difference applying modern technology to the age old problem of film grain makes.

 

Whaletails in Orange

February 15, 2012 in Andy Story, Digital, Panty Story, Whaletail

Editor’s Note: These are some of Andy’s whaletail pictures from one of his extended European vacations. I think these were from the summer of astoundingly shitty weather when it was not unusual at all to see women in long pants. Andy could tell you. He has a photographic memory for panties and can tell you the when and wheres and the prevailing atmospheric conditions for every upskirt and whaletail picture he’s ever taken. Probably tell you the phase of the moon for the evening too.

Andy could tell you the whens and wheres of these but I just know from the files that these two whaletail girls were found on the same Parisian day. Just one of those weird coincidences that both women have orange hair and orange tops. It’s be real freaky if they were wearing the same panties. Personally, I like the looks of the younger and thinner whaletail girl better but the older one has a nicer white lace thong sticking out. 

Andy: (in his best Inspector Clouseau accent) Hi sink zee heditor his hout to zee lunch! Hi do not re-membur hanyting. Nutting, Hi tell hyou.

These girls all hail from the Paris Love Parade. I’d made special plans to start my Euro shooting trip a couple days before this huge event because it can be a huge upskirt party under the right weather conditions… but unfortunately the weather was not co-operative. Some, including myself, would tell you it downright stank. Because it did. It was cool and damp, and the girls were not wearing skirts, let alone mini skirts like we want them to.

OK, how about a little Sesame Street here, kids? One of these things (pictures) is not like the others. What is your best guess?