Editor’s Note: In this installment, the Two Rubes’ perseverance pays off and they get the perfect spread open upskirt shots of the woman with the crusty black panties.

ANDY: She flipped on her back and opened her legs so fast that all I could do was shoot, and hope for the best. But what a great sequence. Totally awesome leg action here. We’ll even forgive her for wearing a pair of dreaded black panties. After all the flailing around, she finally settled on lying on her side. Fortunately she was no longer thinking about her skirt!

The fact that she came to rest in this position allowed me to get the flash fired up, so the last two upskirt shots are perfectly lit, and we can see for absolutely certain that she has had a very exciting day. Think about it – she has managed to create a large, visible snail track on the OUTSIDE of black cotton panties. Now imagine the crispy crusty mess that must be inside them! Now that’s incredible. Thank you too much, Crusty dawlin’. After these two shots, we decided that discretion was the better part of valor (especially considering that Mr. Murphy was sitting right behind me), and got the heck out of Dodge.