Editor’s Note: Jay and Andy called themselves “The Two Rubes” when they went out upskirt shooting together. The name is partially a ruse to hide their skill level and partially an accurate description of their “act” when out working in large and foreign cities. No one pays any attention to a couple of dumb tourists with a camera. This is the first installment of a long Two Rubes upskirt story. The boys are in that big park that’s centrally located in a large US city looking for upskirt action. In this segment they find a likely subject who hints of upskirt glories to come.

ANDY: We saw this carrot top from afar while watching a large breasted girl play Frisbee. Frisbee girl was chubby, but quite athletic, and it was simply amazing to watch her large orbs pound up and down as she ran despite the rather substantial bra.

Meanwhile, I spied with my little eye some legs shooting straight up into the air. I groaned, and told Jay that as usual, we were in the wrong place. We headed over to where I had seen the legs, and lined up in what looked like the right position. Suddenly, she stood up only to bend over and start rooting around in a bag. I figured that I might as well get a few shots in, even though I was pretty sure that her mid thigh skirt was going to keep the goodies covered. Sure enough, it did, but as you can see in the first two frames, nice legs! She sat down, and as Mr. Murphy would have it, we were in the wrong position, as you can see in frame 3. So we sauntered around to the correct position for frame 4, and you can see just a peek of upskirt black panty. At this point, the only reason we stayed on is because she seemed to be such a “flailer”, and even with black panties, large spreads can be quite nice. As we waited, a large cloud came along and covered the sun. Of course, this was the exact moment she chose to make some position changes. When I saw the tuck in the last frame, I figured that we were out of the game. Also, about the same time as the tuck, some European tourists with a baby came along, and sat down not more than 6 feet behind her, and a little to the right, which is why you don’t see them in the picture. This kept Crusty in a solid tuck for quite some time. Even if she didn’t move, we at least had some upskirt black panty but we decided to wait for events, and her legs, to unfold.