Editor’s Note: In this installment, Jay gets a couple of upskirts while searching for the downblouse woman of his dreams.

JAY: I finally made it to the Inner Harbor, only a couple blocks from the ballpark, and immediately saw lots of sights like this vendor setting up.

This next one is my biggest blunder of the day. I saw a nice little slice of panty as she sat on the steps. So I shot it as I had to do with my previous camera, the compact zoom – I walked towards her. I forgot that with my new 200mm, I can sit a decent distance away and shoot. So after I shot this pic, I went to do just that – and as I’m going away from her, she spreads real wide and stands up, never to sit again. At least I saw it, but I hate blowing rare ops like that. A neg scan might get something out of this one. They looked nice in person.

Suddenly, there appeared these two punky girls in short skirts. One’s skirt kept riding up as she walked – it would get within an inch of the waterline, and she’d self-consciously tug it back down. Here’s a situation where I should still use the old cam. This pic is full image, the zoom was all the way in, and still, it chopped her head and feet off.

The punkers were walking briskly through a crowd, and I did what I rarely do, bend down, tie a shoe, or something, and shoot from the ground. Only, this camera won’t shoot without the focus being happy, so I’m pressing and pressing, but nothing! No click damn, it! They stopped in a crowd, and I went behind them again, but still the damned focus wouldn’t set. So, I got this one from right behind them, cam at my belly – very easy to shoot.

Finally, they went through the crowd and sat down on some steps. Of course I was frantic to get there. I shot a few, but only for one shot did no one step in front of me. And like so many uppies, cheap scanners like mine don’t bring out the goods. Wouldn’t it have been a glorious shot from this angle if the sun had cooperated? I have to learn from Spud how to light’em up. Unfortunately, they only sat a few seconds, catching me off guard when she flashed a light blue thong getting up, and before I could become a “fixture”, if you know what I mean. You kind of casually sashay into position, and take your time before looking at them. They get used to you, and sometimes they never look at you again. But damn, I missed another good one. Sometimes, I think I stink at this.