Editor’s Note: After making a quick stop for a garage sale downblouse, Jay winds his country road way into Baltimore looking for more and better downblouse sights as well as whatever random upskirts he can find too.
JAY: I get there smoothly, don’t remember if I lurched off the road again, but I don’t think so. It turned out, there was an Orioles game and I was getting there just for the start. This is good. It’s a day game, it’s breezy, and all the girls are wearing skirts. I was even tempted to go to the game, but it’s a full house, so you can’t really go where you want. Some of the skirts really tempted me, like the girl in this picture
I took a couple others of her, but the wind never bit like I’d hoped. The she walked over me while I sat on the ground (strategically, it wasn’t all luck), I shot, but the new camera doesn’t shoot when the auto-focus doesn’t lock so, a swing and a miss. I held the camera at an odd angle, I guess, because I swear I heard a guy in her group say, “did you see what that guy did?” but it might’ve been my paranoia. I knew I didn’t do anything that overt, so I wasn’t at all concerned.
I hung around the ballpark for awhile, remembering the nipple I gazed at throughout a whole ballgame, five years ago. It’s a nice place for watching and shooting. (Editor’s Note: Jay remembers a single nipple he saw five years ago? Wow.) But then I moved on to hunt more down blouses.
Of course, this beauty selling Coke out of a cooler caught my eye.
My friends and fans of my work know I am magnetically attracted to a nice butt. When she bent into the cooler to get the Coke for me, it was almost too much.
I didn’t even want the Coke and, as I was walking up the street, some asshole slammed into my hand as he ran past. There was about a 15 foot wide corridor – a great running back, he wasn’t. The Coke went flying, and I made him give me a buck, because he was such a jerk. But what I was really thinking was it could as easily have been the camera.
Well, people, I’m outta gas. I’ve been at this all night and I haven’t even gotten to the incredible downblouse I saw at the Inner Harbor yet. But I gotta sleep to make it to work to be able to buy more film so good night for now.